Pete
Driessen

Resume         Artist Statement          Curatorial Cult Club/Kwestion Quration?         Art Critic Beer List With Prices         Status vs. Proximity Selected Notes        Short List of Mark Makers        

Artist's Divorce Word List         Collecting Collectors List         Curatorial Praxis         Painting, Pancapitalism & Pumpkin Pie         MAEP Song        

An Artist Home With Butterflies         Triangulation Statement          ChromOrgasm Statement         Civic Response 50 Quotes         Civic Response Statement

An Aesthetic List of 99 Art Critic Beers & Ales with Prices Separated into 3 Categories:

Locals:
  1. Smart Guy $4.
  2. Teachers Union $2.(Tap)
  3. Adjunct Slut $2.(Tap)
  4. News Reporter$3.
  5. Tribune/Journal/Herald$3.
  6. State Sponsored Jobber $4.
  7. Tuffy Grrrl $3.
  8. Smoooch$5.
  9. Young Turks$2.
  10. Ziners & Copiers$2.
  11. Shallow Censor of Place$3.
  12. Rookie Red $3.
  13. Scenester$2.
  14. Hipster Penist $2.
  15. Wannabee$2.
  16. SAIC Draft $3.
  17. Crafters Strong $3.
  18. Naïve Wordsmith $2.
  19. Scaled Salonist $3.
  20. Non Visualizer $3.
  21. Studio Crawler $3.
  22. Fluffy Flaneur $4.
  23. Photo Montagorator $5.
  24. Denotator Commentator $5.
  25. Biblio Blogger Babe Lite $6.
  26. Artist Career Wrecker $6.(Tap)
  27. Categorizationist$5.
  28. Sunday Afternoon Scrabbler$3.
  29. Spring Boarder $4.
  30. Practical Punctuation Patsy$3.
  31. Marketeer$3.
  32. Promoter Dark$5.(Tap)
  33. Brown Nosier$4.
Domestics:
  1. Yale Grad$2.
  2. Pompous Pale$3.
  3. Jerk de N’yerk$2.
  4. Militant WM (Half Circum.)$1.
  5. Heartney Overkill$2.
  6. Salty Saltz Shortie$6.(Tap)
  7. Danto Dark$5.
  8. Conservative Cloddie$3.
  9. Anal Licking Brood$5.
  10. Art Forum Semi Bold$4.
  11. Art Papers Limited$8.
  12. Regional Dialoguer$6.
  13. Miami "B" Suck Up$3.
  14. Floozy$4.
  15. Online Bouncer$4.
  16. Rich Bitch Dark$5.
  17. Continental$5.
  18. Minimal Lite$5.
  19. Art SpeakeasY$4.
 
  1. New Objective$6.(Tap)
  2. Gothic Romantic$6.
  3. Mid Career Middee$4.
  4. Skowhegan Scalp Ale$3.
  5. Realistic BuzzWord$5.
  6. Anarcho Contempo$7.
  7. Neo Wordo$7.
  8. The Manipulator$5.
  9. Optical Illusionist Lite$6.
  10. Genre-Baiter$7.
  11. Linguistic Lally$5.
  12. Comment Illuminator$6.
  13. Auction Follower$4.
  14. Culture Vulture$5.
Imports:
  1. French Snob$5.
  2. English Twit$5.
  3. Bollywoody$5.
  4. Orient Surprise$5.
  5. International$6.
  6. Hyper Hybrid$7.
  7. Interdisciplinary Idol$8.
  8. Biennial Bully$7.(Tap)
  9. Art Fair Snot$5.
  10. Barthes Bookie $7.
  11. Gay Pear-EE Lite$6.
  12. Multilingual$9.
  13. Barrel Vault$8.
  14. Semi Autonomous$10.(Tap)
  15. Retrospective Rambler$9.
  16. Recombinant$10.
  17. Whitney Independent$8.
  18. Berliner$8.
  19. Dandy$6.
  20. Plural Other$10.
  21. Performer $9.
  22. Secessionista$8.
  23. Ism-Izer$10.
  24. Genre Flunkie$6.
  25. Lexicon Neophyte$7.
  26. Sammy Semiotic$8.(In Season)
  27. Query Letter Queue$9.
  28. Sculptural Sourcist$8.
  29. Self Absorbed$10.
  30. Moderno MOMA$7.
  31. Commissionist$11.
  32. Critic & Gallery Combo$12.
  33. Palpable Palsy Philosophist$9.
© 2009 Pete Driessen/Original signed in
marker/Limited edition of 100 signed copies.